We all know about these kinds of lists. You do or have too much of something ifâ€¦ I was looking for jokes about coffee when I ran across a site about coffee humor and I really liked the list presented on the home page. I have picked a few to share with you, courtesy of Robinâ€™s FYI.
â€¢ The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
â€¢ You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
â€¢ You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
â€¢ You speed walk in your sleep.
â€¢ You have a bumper sticker that says: “Coffee drinkers are good in the sack.”
â€¢ You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
â€¢ You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
â€¢ The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
â€¢ You sleep with your eyes open.
â€¢ When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
â€¢ You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
â€¢ The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
â€¢ Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
â€¢ Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
â€¢ You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
â€¢ You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
LOLâ€¦there are lots more in the site I mentioned above, just click on the link to have more laughs. And hereâ€™s my favorite:
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.